The Chicken Nugget Battle Royale
Let me tell you of a battle…
…a battle of epic proportions

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It all started on January 16, 2007, 10:11 pm.

This had happened once before in history and all we have to document it is a fuzzy photo:

This is believed to be only a legend. A great challenge of strength and dexterity.
There is no documented proof of this every happening.


The Situation: McDonalds has placed the 6 piece chicken nugget on the dollar menu.
The Challenge: Eat 30 chicken nuggets.
Deadly sins covered by challenge:
Gluttony
Sloth
Pirde
Evny
Greed
Wrath (on out stomachs)
The Players:
Carlo:

Drink: Coke (large)
Sauce: None
Eaten that day: A cup of pasta with cheeze, cup o noodles, 1/4 of a chicken, and potatoes with onions.
Dave:

Drink: Powerade (large)
Sauce: BBQ
Eaten that day: Peanut butter nutragrain bar, french bread pizza, potato wedge french fries, chicken & chutney, 1 cup of white rice, 1/4 cup chicken and rice, 3 oz. of beef jerky.
pork n bomb

Drink: Dr. Pepper (medium)
Sauce: none
Eaten that day: Snack pack, footlong subway sandwitch (Turkey with double meat, mayo, bacon, chipotle, and pickles), a bag of sun chips, and a box of “bottlecaps” candy.
The chicken nuggets:

Thats 90 chicken nuggets!
The contest begins! We were all off to a good start.



After about 8 minutes carlo and dave hit the final lap, the last 10

I had fallen a little behind, but I got to my last 10 just as my heart started to hurt:

Dave looks a little sick but quickly pulls out of it:

Dave and Carlo finish with a tie of: 12 minutes and 28 seconds.
I’ve fallen behind but I don’t give up hope as I start my last nugget:

Success!

I finished with a time of: 15 minutes and 51 seconds. I came in second place but it’s a personal goal just to finish.
The aftermath:

Then the delirium hits!

This was preformed by professionals and should not be attempted by anybody.

Total Caloric Value:
Calories: 1260
Protien: 75g
Fat: 72g
Carbs: 78g
Sodium: 3360mg
Filed by porknbomb at January 17th, 2007 under Stories
THE SUPREME HAS MAD THIS IN HONOR OF THE ATHLETES WHO BRAVELY CONQUERED THIS TREMENDOUS TASK.
Comment by THE SUPREME BRAIN WASHER OVERLORD — January 17, 2007 @ 1:37 am