Kill all taxi drivers!!!
Everybody should start going out and kill a taxi driver every day. There was a car double parked on Canal St. in chinatown and a taxi next to me in that lane, so I slowed down to let him in and he hesitated and didn’t go in front of me so after about 10 seconds of him doing the floaty dance I stated to go past him and he cut me off at the last second. So slammed on the brakes. I had my brand new phone sitting on the passenger seat along with my briefcase for work and a whole bunch of other crap (including my $250 Zune mp3 player which luckily didn’t break). When I slammed on the brakes everything flew off the seat and onto the floor. At this point I exchanged some choice words and fingers and drove off. When I reached the next light I leaned over to grab my phone and found the screen shattered:
This is my awesome tape job to keep the screen on.
$200 worth of broken cell phone.
Great.
So save the enviroment and your sanity. Kill a taxi driver.
Filed by porknbomb at September 27th, 2007 under General Site News